Imagine Herschel in a Florida Jersey

Maradona in a Brazil strip. Reactions in Argentina have been predictably muted:

"Wearing the jersey of Brazil is profanity!"

"It's more than betrayal, it's the end!"

There is even a rumor that it wasn't really him singing the Brazilian national anthem in the ad, but a voiceover. "That would save our dignity."

"Scary Movie."