Someone alert Morgan Spurlock: the Braves are now offering All-You-Can-Eat Seats. Having spent many an evening in the upper deck watching parents buy their wobbly children endless treats on an inning-by-inning basis, as well as the experience of watching one clan unload a cooler full of food that I dubbed a "clown car of desserts," I am pretty confident that these tickets will be popular. I only hope that the Braves really know their fan base. Clearly they have an idea, in light of the fact that the cornucopia is located "just around the corner from your seats."
Insert obligatory "Homer Simpson at the buffet" clip: