Monday, April 11, 2005

Spring: the time when young men think of girls, parties...

And inflicting head wounds.

Normally, I would make a joke about Phil "Gumshoe" Fulmer putting on his Columbo jacket and investigating this episode first-hand (read: advise witness not to proceed,) but Schaeffer's alleged actions could resolve an uncomfortable depth chart situation. This little scrape will probably speed Schaeffer on his way to Central Florida.

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