Lebron James should be traded from the Cavaliers because he rooted for the Yankees last night. He clearly wants to be in New York because he is friends with Jay-Z, which explains the three-year extension that he signed with the Cavs that keeps him in Cleveland through the 2010 season. Nick Celini loses the right to ever complain about Cleveland teams losing if he's in favor of trading the best Cleveland athlete since Jim Brown because he didn't want to put Chief Wahoo on his noggin.
Marion Jones is a CHEATER!!! A "bold-faced liar!!!" LOUD NOISES!!!
Tony Joiner is a felon and should be banned from ever playing football again. Seriously, John Kincaide was pontificating about how terrible it is that Joiner sprung his girlfriend's car from a tow lot when I was driving home yesterday and, lo and behold, he was forming an angry middle-aged conservative white guy chorus with Perry Laurentino this morning on the exact same subject. And here I was thinking that sports talk radio should be about sports as opposed to Judge Judy lectures about propriety. It's like there's a void after Vickkampf that has to be filled with moral pronouncements and any athlete in trouble will do.