Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Lionel Hutz Takes a Stab at Insulting the World. Unintentional Hilarity Ensues.

I have sometimes wondered whether Clay Travis is: (1) a smart guy who makes intentionally dumb arguments to provoke a reaction; or (2) a genuinely dumb guy who has managed to stumble into success in the manner of Forrest Gump through a combination of trolling, luck, and accessibility to fellow simpletons.  I've pondered the same question with respect to Paul Finebaum and concluded that he fits into category number one because he comes across as a thoughtful person in his unguarded moments and his grasp of the language - both written and spoken - is strong.

Travis just convinced me that he fits into category number two with his embarrassing screed about the 31 non-'Murican countries in the World Cup.  A smart person can write paragraphs of more than one sentence and make funny jokes, even when trolling to try to generate a reaction.  Travis's piece is so bad on every level that I would call it career-ending if this were not Fox we're talking about, a media entity that has parlayed unfunny, xenophobic commentary into a political and cultural force.  So no, I won't be asking the question "how did anyone with a brain or integrity publish this?"  Instead, I'll Fisk it, safe in the knowledge that I can't drive much traffic to Fox and Travis by publishing on a blog that I haven't updated in a year and a half.

The 2014 World Cup is here which means it's now fashionable to hate other countries. Or at least allowable. Yeah, yeah, I know that everyone claims the World Cup brings us together for a global symphonic medley of "We are the World," but really, let's be honest, it's also a great excuse to hate other countries that are trying to beat you in soccer. Particularly the countries that screw us in every World Cup despite the fact that we continue to give them malaria nets to protect their people from mosquitoes. (Yeah, I'm looking right at you Ghana, don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about).

Hahaha malaria jokes in the first paragraph!  Dammit, Ghana, why are you not grateful for the foreign aid that we give and just forget about that whole "plucking human beings from West Africa for decades so we could enslave them" thing.  And the use of second person in this first paragraph is immediately terrifying because it forces us to contemplate the fact that someone outside of the U.S. could read Travis's drivel and attribute it to Americans who don't trumpet their ignorance for clicks.

Let's be honest, the United States is the most loved and hated team in the World Cup. Often, just like your marriage, simultaneously. And we're really hated by FIFA officials who you know will work their damnedest to screw us in every game. Plus, every now and then it's fun to live up to the stereotype of the ugly American walking around the Louvre in flip-flops, jorts, and your two time World War champs tank-top while swilling from an open wine bottle, which you stole off a street vender outside Notre Dame.

Most loved team in the World Cup, Clay?  Find another country where the fans say "gee, after our team is eliminated, I'm all about the United States winning!"  And yes, I'm sure that the French would be interested in your t-shirt implying that the U.S. won World War I and France did not.  Good luck with that.

So that's why Outkick's hater's guide is a perfect way to welcome the 2014 World Cup.

The problem is that we Americans are lazy and hardly know any geography outside our own country.

So I decided to do the hard work for you and give a handy guide on why you should hate the 31 other countries that comprise the World Cup this year. And by "do the hard work," I mean type on a computer screen without doing any actual research myself. So it's possible that my reasons to hate a country make no sense or are inaccurate.

But, who cares, in the spirit of global hate, it's Outkick's hater's guide to the World Cup.
Always a good idea to describe a piece for which you presumably got paid as making no sense and being inaccurate.  And kudos for swearing off research, given how very hard it is to learn basic facts about the larger countries in the world.


Australia is a former penal colony. (Despite the fact that you're giggling a bit, a penal colony has nothing to do with a penis). This means that every Australian is descended from people that Britain decided were so dangerous they couldn't even be kept in the same hemisphere with everyone else.  
Plus, did you know that Australia was once mostly a virgin continent inhabited by giant kangaroos? And then do you know what those rotten Aussies did? They killed all the giant kangaroos! You want your kids to hate Australia forever? Just tell them this. They killed the giant kangaroos. Bastards.
What makes me think that Clay was the jackass in the back of the room in first-year Criminal Law who giggled every time the professor mentioned the Modern Penal Code?

"Every Australian" is descended from the people who came over from Great Britain.  Australia was uninhabited before the White people arrived?  Can't this muppet learn about Aboriginal people the way that most ignorant Americans do, namely by watching Crocodile Dundee?  Does it not occur to Clay that assuming that Aboriginal people are not Australian is just a wee bit racist?  Does this occur to him and he doesn't care?  I return to the question that started this post. 

The women of Iran are not allowed to watch their soccer team play in person. And there's currently a controversy in the country over whether or not women are wearing too sexy of veils. Plus, they're trying to build a nuclear bomb to destroy the world. As if that wasn't enough this is the only country in the world where it's considered a measure of progress when one of their leaders admits that the holocaust actually happened. Seriously, they were praised for this.
The Iranians don't want to destroy the world, Clay.  There's really one country that they're thinking of when they try to build a nuclear weapon.  Man, you should listen to the neocons on Fox News more.  (I'll take sentences I never thought I would type for $100, Alex.)

Kudos for knowing enough about world history to acknowledge the existence of the Holocaust.  It's capitalized, though, sport.
Are we just supposed to forget that they sneak attacked us? What would happen if we beat Japan in the World Cup and Clint Dempsey scored a winning goal and said, "That was for Pearl Harbor, bitches." Would this be an international controversy or the funniest trash talk ever? I'm going with both. You know that creepy guy in your office who likes the online porn that makes you really uncomfortable? Yeah, that's the entire country of Japan. At some point the Japanese soccer team is going to come out wearing their new uniforms: Slutty Hello Kitty.
My kingdom for a listing of Clay's web history.

Pearl Harbor jokes about Japan?  Cutting edge stuff, Clay.  Did a joke about immolating hundreds of thousands of people during the bombing campaign get left on the cutting room floor?  Do you have a t-shirt bragging about Curtis Lemay's exploits?  It would go great with your jorts.
South Korea  
Did you know that there's an ongoing controversy over whether or not Japan will apologize for making the women of Korea sex slaves during World War II? This is a real story. These two countries really hate each other. Because they made grandma a sex slave. There are lots of weird things that go on in South Korea, but, honestly, North Korea is so weird that no one even pays attention to South Korea.
"They" made grandma a sex slave?  This was some sort of cooperative effort between Japan and Korea?  Lord, please let a Korean read this piece and then serve Clay some kimchi turned up to 11.
I'm going to be honest with you guys, I don't know anything at all about Algeria. I'm not even sure I can put it on the right continent. Moving right along.
You know that hilarious shirt idea you suggested about the U.S. winning two World Wars?  Guess where our first large-scale land campaign started when we won the second of those two World Wars.  Yup, that country your ignorant ass can't place on a continent, let alone a map.  My seven-year old can place Algeria on a map, you cannot, and Charles Woodson deserved the Heisman.  Go blue.
The only thing I know about Ghana is that they f--- us every year in the World Cup. I hate these mother-------.
They fuck us by having beaten us in two World Cups?  And how does one get fucked "every year" in a quadrennial event?  Remember, you write for a living.
Ivory Coast  
This African country is located on the Ivory Coast.
What, no hilarious joke about how their soccer team is nicknamed the Elephants and Elephants have big dicks?  If you're gonna go blue, go all the way.  Or just make a joke about Alabama fans.  Either way.
Once a monkey stole the crown of Cameroon's king and as a result every monkey in Cameroon was slaughtered. But they still couldn't find the crown. Which is still missing. If you find the king's crown then no matter where you are born in the world you become Cameroon's king. (Note: all of this is made up. I don't know anything about Cameroon).
Like the Hillsborough affidavits that were edited by the Yorkshire police to cover their own mistakes, I'd love to see the original version of this text.  What odds would I get that Clay went all the way with his monkey metaphor concerning a West African country?
Nigeria is the most populous country in Africa. Which means it has the most screwed people in all of Africa. There is also a presently rising tide of Muslim fundamentalism. Boy, does this place sound fun.
Right, because there is no difference between any of the countries in Africa.  Every one is equally terrible, regardless of whether they are one of the world's leading oil producers (Nigeria) or are in the throes of a genocidal civil war (not Nigeria).  And just like most African countries, those Black people are just so hard to tell apart, right Clay?
Costa Rica  
This is that place you thought you were going on Spring Break, but then you actually ended up in Cancun.
Yes, if you are an idiot who cannot tell the difference between the names "Mexico" and "Costa Rica."
Last winter, my wife and I told my mother-in-law that we wanted to spend Christmas in Hawaii and let her take care of the vacation planning. Instead of Christmas in Hawaii she booked us for New Year's in Honduras, which meant I couldn't go because, you know, that's RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF BOWL SEASON AND I HAD TO WORK. So I did research on Honduras. Turns out, Honduras has the highest murder rate in the world. Awesome. My family survived. But yours probably won't if they go to Honduras.
I had some hope for your kids, Clay, based on the fact that your wife went to a school with actual books and learnin', but I guess not.  Or, in the alternative, you couldn't think of a joke here and made up this implausible, thoroughly unfunny story based on the fact that Honduras and Hawai'i both start with an "H."
We've been kicking Mexico's ass since Santa Ana dressed up like a woman and tried to escape his ass-kicking at the Battle of San Jacinto. The only reason Mexico's even in the World Cup is because we carried their broke ass team here. How bad is Mexico? When Mexicans get to El Paso, Texas, they kiss the ground. El Paso.
 Mexico's "broke-ass" soccer players make more than ours do, genius.  If you want to sympathize with the Mexican soccer fans who chanted Osama bin Laden's name after 9/11, imagine this paragraph going viral south of the border.
I know two things about Argentina: 1. When they escaped from Germany at the end of World War II, many Nazis fled to Argentina and were safe there. 2. Lionel Messi is from Argentina, but Argentinians don't like Messi because he isn't Argentinian enough.
An Eichmann reference!  I bet he'd appreciate your blithe dismissal of just about every non-White group on the planet.
I'm sick of hearing about how awesome Brazil is in soccer. You know what Brazil isn't awesome in? Everything else. Congratulations, while the rest of the world was putting in electricity, you spent your time focusing on dribbling a soccer ball made out of cow testicles.
Fifth-largest country in the world, seventh-largest economy, and all they do is dribble a soccer ball made out of cow testicles.  And perhaps a Tennesseean shouldn't be making jokes about natives not doing enough to generate electricity and needing help from another entity to do so.
I mean, I've tried for a long time for this not to be case, but every time I see the word Chile, I think about eating chili.
 Too stupid to even warrant a rejoinder.
The entire country exists to make cocaine. Which, to be fair, is better than what Colombia existed to do before cocaine was cultivated -- grow bananas.
I'm personally shocked that Clay didn't use this opportunity to weigh in on the upcoming Colombian runoff elections and the vexing question of whether meaningful peace with FARC is possible ... so then he could make a howler about how FARC makes him think of farts, which is what happens when he eats chili!  Connections!
Ecuador is most famous for inventing the ceiling fan. This is not true. But you believed it. Moving right along.
 At this stage, no one should believe anything that you bang out on your unfortunate keyboard.
I always get Uruguay and Paraguay confused. One of these countries is going to have to change its name. I nominate Uraguay because if you read it really fast it looks like shorthand for u r gay. (Little known fact: "U r gay," is the state seal of Alabama.)
Clay Travis, the writer who spends an entire column proudly proclaiming his own ignorance and then takes a shot at Alabama fans for "U r gay."  This whole column is the "U r gay" version of international relations.
The entire country exists to make waffles. Also, how are you located in Europe and yet you've never done anything throughout recorded history? Seriously, what has Belgium ever done except make waffles? Do they even have local history text books?
Aw Clay, you shouldn't be so dismissive of Belgium.  You'd find that your views of Africa would have a receptive audience among Belgians ... who lived over a century ago.
Bosnia and Herzegovina  
I'll never forgive these bastards for turning Anderson Cooper's hair white before its time. You remember that, right, when Anderson Cooper was crawling along on the ground dodging missiles and there was some war going on that Channel One was covering? I still have no idea what that war was about.
Yes, that war that Clay has, in a novel fashion, blamed on Bosnia.  "I'll never forgive those Jews from starting World War II and causing my grandpappy to have to spend two years in an unnamed North African country!"
Every few years produces an NBA player. The rest of the time it doesn't really exist.
 They wear checkerboard uniforms!  You're a Tennessee fan who probably thinks that checkboards are the height of class and sophistication!  Christ, you were one Google Images search away from knowing something about another country!
What America would be like if none of our ancestors had the balls to cross the Atlantic. That is, a country made up of ninnies.
Also: a country that, like the U.S., gets to wear the "we won two World Wars" shirt.  In fact, they even have a song about it.  But all the same, they must be ninnies.

Note how Clay excludes anyone from non-European descent from being "us."
The only country on this list who welcomed the Nazis when they conquered their country. Honestly, making fun of France is too easy. So let's just leave it with this -- Texas is bigger than France.
 You dumb motherfucker.  You historically illiterate boob.  You utter fool.
The entire country believed they were the master race seventy years ago. Seventy. Years. Ago. And we're just supposed to forget about this? They started two World Wars that caused the death of hundreds of millions of people. Either tried to kill or did kill your grandpa. But all's forgiven now, they have rustic beer gardens! I hate these bastards. And so should you.
 I just threw up in my mouth when I realized that Clay is paraphrasing Dylan
Peaked over two thousand years ago. Since this time has been trying to reclaim their past glory. And failing. The entire country is bankrupt.
 They also hate the Germans, so you might be able to make some friends on the Aegean.  Also, congrats for not making a "Greeks are all fagz!!!" joke, although I suspect that it's more down to your shallow knowledge of stereotypes as opposed to discretion and taste.
The Romans gave us democracy, roads, stunning works of art and many ancient texts that continue to illuminate modern life. Then came the Renaissance. My how Italy flourished! Modern day Italy has given us pizza and spaghetti. That's what you call a cultural decline. (And I'm even having to define pizza broadly).
Now you've pissed off the Greeks by claiming that the Romans gave us democracy.  That would news to, among others, the Founding Fathers, so you don't even know our own history.  And you might want to read up on Silvio Berlusconi, because you would likely revise your opinion on modern Italy when you realize how much you have in common with a shameless, sexist public figure whose success was and is inexplicable.
A mostly flooded country filled with windmills, prostitutes, and hallucinogenic mushrooms. So, yeah, it's pretty awesome. I can't even hate this country.
 Do you base your views of Europe on Eurotrip?  Do you realize that 90% of the people reading this column would vote for you to get the full treatment at Club Vandersexx?
Portugal The only thing I know about Portugal is that Cristiano Ronaldo is from here. This is probably more than most of you know about Portugal.
Was Christopher Columbus the only explorer covered in your grade school?  Are you going to be confused when you realize that Brazilians don't speak Spanish?
Currently embroiled in a semi-war with a breakaway republic that doesn't want to be part of Russia. Rinse and repeat for the past thousand years. Also, despite the fact that she plays a Russian on television, Keri Russell is not actually from Russia.
 By referring to Ukraine as a "breakaway republic," you have now managed to insult a country that didn't even make the World Cup.  You have truly achieved the Platonic ideal of an offensive column.  And no, I'm not referencing Dana Plato, so keep your witty "child stars are a wreck, amirite!?" joke in your holster.
Discovered America thanks to Christopher Columbus. Is presently debating whether to join the globalized world or continue to take mid-day naps while everyone else works. (Note: this is a real debate in the country).
A writer who brags about doing zero research before tossing around a collection of dated and often racist stereotypes probably shouldn't be mocking the work ethic of anyone else.
The only country on this list that is hoping for a tie. Perpetually unaligned except they are in favor of hiding rich people's assets.
If only you had trusted this article to the Swiss and told them that it should never see the light of day.


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Are you planning on getting it up and running again or was did CT just tee it up for you?

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The latter. I have the site lying around for anything that doesn't fit with my SB Nation mission, but I've been lazy about using it.

Charles said...

Congrats Michael, you've changed your status from “not racist” to “super not racist.” All hail Michael the SWPL for leaping at the opportunity to be offended!

This entire "fisk" of yours is white hot garbage. Since you fancy yourself an expert of both history & stats, here's a little bit of both for you:

-The population of the United States of America was 80-90% White for the first 200 years of its history.

This did not change until the 1990s, when the consequences of the disastrous 1965 immigration act began to take effect.

-Seeing as Whites were the dominant population group during those first 200 years, that means it's ok and normal for Americans to refer to European-descended people as "us."

-Furthermore, the fact that Whites were the dominant population means that WE founded this country, WE built it, and WE made it prosperous and successful.

-Insofar as other races contributed, those contributions are dwarfed and made irrelevant by the contributions of us Whites, who again were AT LEAST 4/5 of the population for its first 200 years and were often close to 9/10.


The worst part of this insufferable drivel of yours is that it's all in response to some Volunteers fan who thinks Manning should have won the Heisman and who likes to say silly things about other teams' fanbases. Look at this shit right here:

"(Nigeria is the) Fifth-largest country in the world, seventh-largest economy"

1. If you're measuring the sheer size of an economy by total GDP (or as Larry Brown would say, "the right way"), than Nigeria is 38th, not 7th

2. India is the second largest country by population and has the 10th largest economy by GDP. Let's see where it ranks on the Human Development Index:

India is 113th, and Nigeria is 153. Turns out those people complaining about the "racist" portrayal of India during the Bruce Banner intro in The Avengers have no right to complain. Also, adjusting the HDI for income inequality barely moves the needle: India is 93rd, Nigeria is 116th

The fact that you responded to Travis' remark about Nigeria with "SIZE IS EVERYTHING HURR HURR" proves that you're just throwing shit against the wall in your pathetic attempt to "fisk" him. If this is what they call "fisking" in non-flyover country, than it's time the Coastal States get a new class of fisker by burning SWPL-douchebags like you on the pile of money you rake in for writing anti-white trash like this.

Michael said...

Why am I not surprised that a "what about White history month?!" clown would come to defend Clay. I'll make two points, which are two more than your comment deserve:

1. I was referring to Brazil as the fifth-largest country and seventh-largest economy in the world, not Nigeria.

2. Read this article and then get back to me on your claim that Whites get to claim almost all of the credit for building the US:

And even if you were right that Whites dominated the country for its first 200 years, Clay was referring to the US in the present tense and as such, excluded Blacks, Latinos, and Asians from being "us."

Charles said...

1. Even so, my point still stands. The sheer size of the economy & the population is as meaningful as Scott Mitchell and Jon Kitna throwing for a billion yards in 1995 and 2006 respectively. Brazil is 85th on the Human Development Index and 73rd when adjusted for income inequality. Your retort to Clay is therefore ridiculous and was clearly a failed attempt to find a retort that sounds smart but in fact is quite dumb.

2. At best, your citation of Coates' article is just proof that something he doesn't like was done to a minority of the population (blacks have been less then 10% of the population for most of U.S. history). His article mostly goes into the practice of redlining that happened between 1934 and 1968.

Leaving aside the fact that this "racist" system of lending was completely reversed during the 80s, 90s, and 00s by Fannie, Freddie, the Community Reinvestment Act, the Fair Housing Act, and other policies that allowed unqualified non-whites to get housing loans they would never pay back, it should be obvious that redlining has zilch to do with which race deserves the most credit for building the United States into a prosperous first world country.

It's simple logic: The race that was 80-90% of the population for the first 200 years did pretty much all of the building and therefore deserves pretty much all of the credit.

And even if you were right that Whites dominated the country for its first 200 years

It's not a matter of "if." It's as much of a fact as 2+2=4. You might as well argue that that the 2% non-Japanese minority in Japan deserves just as much credit for building Japan as the 98% Japanese majority does.

...Clay was referring to the US in the present tense and as such, excluded Blacks, Latinos, and Asians from being "us."

So what? Perhaps Clay doesn't subscribe to your "We are the world"/"One race the human race" insanity like you and your SWPL buddies do? I know I don't. Why do you presume that "us" must include non-whites? Do you have any grasp whatsoever of what it's like to have an ethnic or racial identity? Of course you don't.

But whether you like it or not, us Whites in flyover country have no moral obligation to submit to your morally bankrupt vision of a multiracial, multicultural utopia. As Jared Taylor said in response to Coates:

"Let’s imagine two new countries, Mr. Coates: one for you and one for us. One in which you will finally be free from the horror of having to deal, generation after generation, with me and my kind. And one in which we, too, will be free."

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