"There's something wrong with his Medulla Oblongata"
Am I the only one who read about Tavares Kearney's run-in with a TA and immediately thought about the Waterboy annihilating Colonel Sanders? It's too bad that Georgia is past the Jan Kemp era. Otherwise, they could keep Kearney on the team and be locks for the Bourbon Bowl at the end of the year.
One other thought: who feels compelled to cheat on a Nutrition exam?